Four paddles, three foam balls, one freestanding net that adjusts from 15 to 50 inches, a carry bag, and a Sweat Kit. Open it, stand the net up in about ten seconds, and you are playing.

Any flat, firm surface. The kitchen table, the counter, a picnic table, the garage floor, the driveway. If it is flat and about table height, it is a court.

No. Foam paddles, foam balls, and soft grips on the net base. We have played on wood, glass, granite, and marble without a scratch.

Foam on foam is quiet. Play during nap time, play at midnight, play in a small apartment. Nobody files a complaint.

That is the whole point. The rallies last longer and reward placement over power, so a nine year old and a grandparent can play the same point and both have a real shot.

Fewer than 1% of people send it back. If you are one of them, you have 60 days to get your money back. No hoops, no fine print.