The Spicy Truth

Only in the way a smartphone is a portable rotary phone.

Ping Pong's our great-grandpa — we love him, but we don't borrow his dentures.

We engineered Pepper Pong from the ground up with custom FOAM-oh! material, hundreds of prototypes, and durable components that last decades.

Pepper Pong = portable connection, not portable ping pong.

• 4 × The Mullets — foam-faced forgiveness machines
• 3 × The Peppers — Jalapeño / Habanero / Ghost speeds
• 1 × The Fence — freestanding, tool-free, drama-free
• 1 × The Sweat Kit — 2 headbands + 2 wristbands
• 1 × The Spice Stash — 11 × 7 × 5 in of portable joy
• 1 × Official Rules Book — spicy twists, hilarious tie-breakers

Setup ≈ 60 s. Cleanup ≈ 30 s — takes less time than your first excuse for losing.

One to three minutes. Then it clicks — rhythm, flow, laughter.

That's the healthy addiction moment. Don't fight it.

Healthy-Addiction Warning: Most players buy a second set within two weeks.

They bounce exactly right.

Ping-pong bounce = short rallies and broken lamps.

The Peppers bounce just enough to keep you in play longer — and they warm up as you do.

The hotter the rally, the better the bounce.

Because it's built different.

Ping Pong: Fast, small, fragile plastic ball. Serve, smash, done. Most rallies end in 3-5 shots. Great for pros, frustrating for everyone else.

Pepper Pong: FOAM-oh! technology creates a flowy, forgiving bounce. Rallies routinely go 20, 30, 40, even 50+ shots. It's highly strategic — you can't just blast your way through; you have to out-think and out-finesse.

The result? Longer rallies, closer games, more laughter, and zero shattered lamps.

Every human.

Ballers to Butterfingers. Rugrats to Retirees.
Wallflowers to Wannabes.

If you can laugh, you can rally.

Mild laughter cramps, surprise nicknames, renewed relationships, and a significant drop in screen time.

If you find yourself bonding with coworkers or relatives you used to avoid, that's normal — and progress.

Yes. Built for forever. FOAM-oh! coating, reinforced Fence hinges, lifetime guarantee.

You'll hand this set down like a family heirloom with sweatbands.

Great question — and thank you for noticing.

Sure, there are $29 plastic "ping-pong-ish" kits online. They'll last one weekend, rattle your lamp, and live forever in landfill.

Pepper Pong is a lifetime product built for overuse, not dust.

Smart-Value Math:
Average player = 900 rallies first year → ≈ 10 ¢ per rally.

Ten cents for laughs, movement, and memories? A bargain disguised as a game.

Sure — if you enjoy spending $161.92 + shipping + regret.

Or grab the Full Set for $89.99 + shipping + joy.

Your call (we know how this ends).

$12.50 per set.

That's it. No surprises, no zones, no weird math.

And when you bundle, we pick up the tab.

After you place your order, you'll receive an order confirmation email followed by a shipping confirmation email with the UPS tracking number. You can watch in a state of nail-biting anticipation as your Pepper Pong gear gets closer and closer to delivery, at which point you'll get a final confirmation.

Absolutely! We have worked very hard on this product and it's a staple in thousands of households (and RVs, and boats, and high-alpine yurts) ... but we know it's not for everyone.

To submit a return request, simply visit our SELF-SERVICE RETURNS PORTAL.

Absolutely.

1️⃣ Peppers wander off (they make friends).
2️⃣ Everyone finds a favorite spice speed.
3️⃣ Sweat Kits = instant team uniforms.

Bundles add both — smarter, cheaper, and always ready for rematch.