The Spicy Truth

Somewhere between your first serve and your second over-the-shoulder comeback.

It takes about 90 seconds to realize it's not just fun — it's addictive in a "we might need to rethink our future" kind of way.

All the gear, no fluff:

• 4 Mullets (paddles but cooler)
• 3 Peppers (foam balls each with unique personality challenges)
• 1 Fence (freestanding net, no tools, no tantrums)
• 1 Sweat Kit (2 headbands, 2 wristbands)
• 1 Spice Stash (carry bag that fits it all)
• 1 Rulebook (contains magic, chaos suppression, and grandma's chandelier clause)

Yes. Enough for rallies so long you'll forget who served.

Not enough to let slams save you.

Pepper Pong rewards patience, angle, and brains — not brute force.

It's strategy over smash, and finesse over flex.

You want chaos? Go play dodgeball.

Because it is.

The FOAM-oh! balls create longer rallies and deeper strategy.

Less smash, more sass.

It's a rally sport, not a rage sport.

Absolutely not.

Actually, being bad might help.

This was built for rookies, underdogs, and people who fake injuries when they lose.

Everyone with a pulse and a flat-ish surface.

Kids, grandparents, co-workers, frenemies.

If you can laugh, you can rally.

Yes.

This isn't a "keep it in the closet until next year" toy.

It's made to be smashed, packed, played, replayed, and passed down like a very sweaty family heirloom.

We even cover it with a lifetime warranty — because we're not scared.

Sure — until you realize what it delivers:

laughter, competition, comebacks, reconnections, and the moment your 9-year-old dunks on your D1 cousin and starts talking trash in italics.

That's not "stuff." That's value.

This isn't oversized plastic to collect dust.

It's a compact, joy-generating machine engineered for unforgettable moments on any flat-ish surface.

Fits in a bag. Folds your uncle.

Usually? Free.

Spend over $100 (aka buy like a grown-up), and we cover it.

Otherwise, it's a small fee based on your location — and still less than your last impulse DoorDash order.

Once you order, we send you tracking so you can watch your joy delivery move across the map.

We ship fast — like "someone just challenged you to a rematch" fast.

Yes.

You can return it, no hard feelings.

Just send back the full kit — even the wristbands and rulebook.

Returns are easy (use our portal). Barely anyone returns Pepper Pong!

(Just don't try sending back half a paddle and a note that says "didn't vibe.")