FAIR WARNING
SKEPTIC TO OBSESSED IN ONE RALLY
Every customer follows the same path. We've seen it 100,000+ times.
IT RALLIES EVERYONE, ANYWHERE
WHEN & WHERE CAN'T you play PEPPER PONG?
PURCHASE OPTIONS
HOW TO BUY
Buy a Full Set — $89.99 + shipping
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THE SECRET WEAPON
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
Every piece has a locked name and a personality. This is the full arsenal.
READY IN 60 SECONDS
SETUP TAKES 60 SECONDS. OBSESSION IS INSTANT.
DROP THE FENCE
Any flat surface becomes your arena. Kitchen counter, conference table, tailgate, hotel desk. Three seconds. Done. No tools, no uncle, no explanation required.
GRAB THE MULLETS
Hand them out. The moment someone picks one up, they've committed — they just don't know it yet. Nobody puts The Mullet down voluntarily.
START YOUR RALLY
Pick your Pepper. Serve it up. Average rally: 8+ hits. Average time to get hooked: about 3 games. Average time before someone asks for one more: immediately.
REAL REVIEWS, REAL PEOPLE
DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.
CHANGED OUR FAMILY NIGHTS
OFFICE IS NOW OBSESSED
RAINY DAY LIFESAVER
KIDS BEG FOR IT DAILY
BETTER THAN PING PONG
SO FUN AND SO QUIET
PING (est. 1890) vs PEPPER (est. 2024)
The Future vs The Fossil.
| THE MATCHUP | PING PONG EST. 1890 | PEPPER PONG EST. 2024 |
|---|---|---|
| 💸Price | $300–$1k+ | from $67.50 |
| 🏠Space | 2nd mortgage | Fits in a glovebox. |
| 🔧Setup | tools, handy uncle | Any surface, 30 seconds |
| 🔊Noise | Annoying af | FOAM-oh! silence |
| 💀Who Plays | Pong dorks mostly | Everyone, first try. |
| 😤Rallies | avg 1.8 shots, blowouts | 15-50+ shot rallies, nail biters |
| 🚫Portability | Call uncle, get uhaul | Dangles from a finger |
WHO'S GETTING SPICY?
BLAME THESE PEOPLE.
Athletes, investors, and people who should know better. They all dropped The Fence. Now it's your turn.
THE PROOF
SIX REASONS THEY WON'T PUT IT DOWN
WHISPER QUIET
Won't wake the baby. Won't break the vase. Won't annoy the neighbors. Foam balls hit different — literally.
"So fun and so quiet!" — Spencer H.
SCREENS DOWN
The game that makes kids put down the phone. And adults too, honestly. Active play that competes with an iPad.
"They're up playing not sitting head cocked down at a screen." — G.M.
LONG RALLIES
FOAM-oh! paddles + 3 ball speeds = rallies that last. Designed for comebacks, not blowouts.
Average rally: 12+ shots vs 1.8 in gramps' basement ping pong
PLAY ANYWHERE
Kitchen counter. Conference table. Tailgate. Hood of your car. If it's flat-ish, it's fair game.
"Just leave in your car so it's always ready to go."
ANY AGE
Grandma and the teenager. Both competitive. Three ball speeds mean anyone plays, everyone rallies.
"The whole family was competitive instantly." — Karen
BUILT FOR FOREVER
Lifetime guarantee. If it ever breaks, we replace it. Stops giving u the spice? Full send it back. Under 1% return rate.
93.6% five-star reviews across 100k+ sold
NOT A GAME. A MOVEMENT.
HOW A KITCHEN TABLE RALLY STARTED A MOVEMENT
Pepper Pong was never meant to be sold.
One foam ball. A kitchen table. Rallies nobody wanted to end. No name. No plan. Just something that kept pulling people back together.
When Tom got sober, he saw it clearly — real connection, face-to-face, laughing, present — could change people. Family pushed him to make it real. So he did.
Then Shark Tank called.
Out of nowhere. They'd found the game, loved it — but what fast-tracked it to air was the story. Millions felt it too.
"I didn't go on Shark Tank to raise money. I went to raise awareness that human connection is disappearing — and we found one joyful way to fight back."
— Tom, Founder
It was never about the show.
It was about what's disappearing. The world getting lonelier. Screens replacing faces. And a realization that maybe — just maybe — the simplest things are the ones worth fighting for.
PURPOSE OVER PROFIT
Every Rally for Recovery event puts Pepper Pong in the hands of people rebuilding connection — at treatment centers, community events, and family programs. Because if a foam ball can bring people together, it should be everywhere people need it most.
And one foam ball that somehow keeps pulling people back to each other.
Lifetime replacement if it ever breaks. Full refund if it doesn't deliver. Under 1% of people return it — they're too busy playing to fill out the form.
STILL CURIOUS?
THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD ASK BEFORE BUYING.
Yes. FOAM-oh! balls register near zero noise. Play at midnight. Your landlord will never know. Your spouse might eventually.
Countless reviewers say yes. One parent put it best: "They're up playing, not sitting head cocked down at a screen." The Jalapeño did that.
Reformed ping pong players call it "so much more fun." Longer rallies, no room required, a third of the price. The table stays where it is.
2 for singles, 4 for doubles. Schools run 10+ with Around the World and Foursquare formats from The Rules Book.
4 Mullets, 3 Peppers (Jalapeño, Habanero, Ghost), The Fence, The Spice Sack, The Sweat Kit, The Rules Book. The whole arena.
A ping pong table runs $300+. Families report playing several times a day. Under 1% return rate. 4.91 stars across 270+ verified ralliers. You do the math.
Yes. Sets up on a conference table in 30 seconds, stores in a desk drawer, costs less than a Starbucks meeting. Mr. L. bought 12 sets for his classroom and his students haven't sat down since.
Lifetime replacement if it ever breaks. Full refund if it doesn't deliver. Under 1% of people return it — they're too busy playing to fill out the form.
(Still have questions? We're at play@pepperpong.com. We're nice.)